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Funny Quotes About Relationships and Marriage That Will Make You Smile

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While there are perfect moments in relationships, they aren’t always are they seem in the books and movies. Relationships are messy, weird, difficult, and oftentimes very funny.

Funny Quotes About Relationships And Marriage That Will Make You Smile

When relationships go sour, it helps to look at the funny side. Here are funny relationship & marriage quotes that will put a smile on your face the next time you are feeling down over your relationship.

  1. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”—Albert Einstein
  2. “An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.”—Agatha Christie
  3. “I married Miss Right. I just didn`t know her first name was Always.” — David Young
  4. “You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!” —Bill Maher
  5. “Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would really have preferred.”—Hugh Payne
  6. “One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’” —Michelle Obama
  7. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”—Will Ferrell
  8. “My husband says I treat him like he`s a god; every meal is a burnt offering.” — Rhonda Hansome
  9. “When a man and woman marry they become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” —David Young
  10. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” — Ralphie May
  11. “The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.” — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  12. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” — Cindy Garner
  13. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip
  14. “True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” — Francois de la Rochefoucauld
  15. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason
  16. “Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.”—arroll Bryant
  17. “A man doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married. By then it’s too late.” —Frank Sinatra
  18. “Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time.” —Chris Rock
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Xiaomi Smart Band 7 Pro with a Big AMOLED Display Launched Globally

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Xiaomi, alongside the Xiaomi 12T series, has introduced the new Smart Band 7 Pro globally. The smart band, which is another variant of the Mi Band 7, was unveiled back in July in China. Unlike the thin pill-shaped display, the new Xiaomi smart band 7 Pro comes with a big rectangular AMOLED display, offering more of a smartwatch experience. Here are the details to explore.

Xiaomi Smart Band 7 Pro: Specs and Features

The Xiaomi Smart Band 7 Pro goes for a 1.64-inch Color AMOLED display, which will allow users to easily scroll through notifications and the display content. The screen supports a 280 x 456 pixels resolution, a pixel density of 326ppi, and has the Always-on-Display (AOD) functionality. The smart band has more than 150 watch face options.

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Much like the Mi Band 7, the smart band has access to various health features like continuous heart rate tracking, a SpO2 sensor, a sleep tracker, and more. There’s the ability to track the periods and monitor stress. Plus, one can easily enable breathing exercises and get sedentary reminders.

Users will be able to track steps and calories too. Plus, it supports 110+ sports modes to keep track of your physical activities. There’s a 235mAh battery, which can last up to 12 days on a single charge. Other exciting features are the inclusion of in-built GPS and NFC.

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The smart band brings Alexa voice assistant support to your wrist. It also gets the ability to view notifications, send quick call replies, make offline payments, get weather updates, and use the flashlight/ DND mode/ stopwatch with ease. Plus, the Xiaomi Smart Band 7 Pro comes with support for 5ATM water resistance and remote camera/music controls.

Price and Availability

The Xiaomi Smart Band 7 Pro retails at 99 euros (~Rs 8,000) and will come in the company’s six traditional band colors. You will also be able to choose from two vegan leather options, i.e. Pine Green and Moon Grey. Since this fitness band looks great, we can’t wait for its Indian debut in the near future.

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Jio Announces Beta Trial of True Jio 5G in Four Major Cities

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After showcasing its True 5G services at IMC 2022, Jio has now announced its beta trial for Jio users on the occasion of Dussehra. The True 5G Jio services will be introduced in cities including Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata, and Varanasi. Here are the details.

Jio True 5G Beta Trial Introduced

Jio’s True 5G services will be a part of the Jio Welcome Offer, which will invite users in the four eligible cities to try out 5G and give feedback. Eligible users will be able to get up to 1Gbps speeds. Once a part of the beta trial, users will get unlimited 5G data.

Invited users will automatically get to experience Jio’s True 5G and won’t require a standalone 5G SIM for the same. There won’t be a need for users to upgrade their 5G phones. Jio is said to working with more smartphone brands so that their 5G phones can seamlessly work with Jio True 5G.

Jio True 5G beta trial

Mr. Akash M Ambani, Chairman, Reliance Jio Infocomm Limited, stated, “India is leading the Digital revolution. Jio 5G will be True 5G, and we believe India deserves nothing less than TRUE-5G. Jio 5G will be the world’s most advanced 5G network, built for every Indian, by Indian. By embracing 5G, Jio will create nation-first platforms and solutions that will transform skill development, education, healthcare, agriculture, and many such sectors, with the promise of enabling a better life for every Indian.

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The beta trial of Jio True 5G will eventually reach more cities. However, a timeline isn’t known. To recall, Jio has claimed that will roll out 5G across India by December 2023.

5G is expected to transform sectors like education, IoT, healthcare, gaming, agriculture, and more. As for Jio’s True 5G, it is based on the Stand-alone 5G architecture as announced during this year’s Jio AGM. This will ensure faster speeds and low latency. Jio’s 5G is an amalgamation of 700 MHz, 3500 MHz, and 26 GHz bands, with it being the only telco to come with support for the 700 MHz band.

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Nothing Ear (stick) Launch Confirmed for October 26

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Nothing recently teased its second earbuds called the Ear (stick), giving us an inkling that the launch will happen soon. While expecting loads of teasers before the final reveal is only fair, the Carl Pei-owned company didn’t take long to reveal that it will launch its new product on October 26. Here are the details.

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New Nothing Earbuds Coming This Month

The Nothing Ear (stick) will be launched on October 26 at 7:30 pm. It will be a global launch. The company will reveal the price and specification details at the online launch event.

The Ear (stick)’s case design was recently revealed. It’s a cylindrical case, “inspired by classic cosmetic silhouettes.” It is meant to easily fit into the pockets and carries the same semi-transparent aesthetics. As for the earbuds, they will come with a half-in-ear design and are expected to be feather-light. They could look similar to the ear (1).

These were previously leaked and were expected to be named the ear (1) Stick instead. Details about the internals remain unknown but we expect some sound and performance improvements, along with better ANC, longer battery life, and more. Plus, an affordable price is also expected.

That said, it would be best to wait for the October 26 event to get a conclusive idea about Nothing’s second earbuds. It remains to be seen how well the audio product fares. So, are you excited about the Nothing Ear (stick)? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

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